She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Who wins the Game of Thrones? The Aristocrats!

Who benefited from the call? The Patriots.

(/s, btw. Just trying to anticipate the retort!)

(/s, btw. Just trying to anticipate the retort!)

Counterpoint: please don’t chew on ice.

Counterpoint: please don’t chew on ice.

You bake it and there’s zucchini in it. What do you people want from me

Yes.

I just threw up from the camera work.

Having a fifty dollar bill taped to it.

Having a fifty dollar bill taped to it.

“Totally useless and unnecessary.”

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

Something tells me I’m into something good....

When we remodeled we put our tub and shower out of the general traffic path, so nobody would be walking over there just to wipe their feet.

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

Because the Inland Empire is a fucking cesspool full of assholes from all over the Southland who can no longer afford to live where they grew up.

To be fair, the only kind of baseball the Rockies play is regular-season, so if they’re going to ever get coverage, it needs to be now.

Go ride a bike this weekend.

Yeah, cause everyone shoulder passing is totally on their way to the hospital. There must be a shit ton of medical emergencies in my city. And they seem to disproportionately effect solo drivers of BMW’s. Crazy