Toots & The Maytals -  54-46 Was My Number

He will now just say that they are “grabable” instead.

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo. 

Good evening. Here’s Dumptruck.

Hope you’re all having a lovely week.

Look, man. I know it’s trendy to hate L.A., but L.A. baseball hasn’t done shit to you. Just let us have this and root against the godforsaken Red Sox.

Your rebuttal is too confrontational.

The fact it was in the Raiders’ favor is all the proof needed it was the proper call.

As long as a Davis owns the Raiders, the idea that the league will do them any favors is laughable.

Unless you are making a romantic, for that you need a Lover not a Hader.

“Signed, ten year Yelp Elite.”

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

Nearly 5,700 brutal home-invasion-cannibalistic-hostage-taking-dognapping-robbery-gang-rapes have been prevented by Nextdoorers in my hood pointing out that suspicious brown man in a car, this week alone!

Just bring back Kroll Show instead.

The Byrds doing a couple Dylan numbers from basement tapes. I assume they are promoting Sweetheart of the Rodeo here.

If I thought I was smarter than anyone else, I wouldn’t go around pointing it out to the stupid people. Also, if I thought my race was superior to any other race, I wouldn’t waste any time keeping those other races down. I’d expect them to stay down without my help because they’re, you know, inferior.