“For Pete’s sake I’m wearing a hooker wig.”

Jason Isbell

You should probably just spell out eating disorders. I sat here for a long time trying to figure out why people with erectile dysfunction should follow a particular diet - or even have a nutritionist involved.

Good to see Colin Quinn found himself a good, honest job.

Doing daily commutes in California, even if you’re checking mirrors and blind spots, a motorcycle approaching at that speed while lane splitting isn’t always going to be visible. By the time they are visible, it’s often too late to safely react.

ThumbS up for surviving!

try these bro so comfortable and actually fit right and look good

try these bro so comfortable and actually fit right and look good

I was wondering the same thing about Jason Isbell. He’s country-ish, but I guess more Southern Rock?

“Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?” - Vampire Weekend
“Not me.” - Aubrey Huff

It’s hard to tell given how rigid her face is. Botox and plastic surgery hides both loathing and great passion equally.

To be fair, Alex Smith called one because he didn’t like what he saw at the line of scrimmage.

Might as well call it All Lives Matter Day.

I always aim for the most competent-looking cashier. That typically means a lot of stereotyping but I’ve become ok with it.

At least he still had his tunes.

Tuesday I started in the morning, getting well organized by noon. I did not want to disgrace myself, so I then checked out. I bought some more liquor on the way to the depot. I had to wait some time for the train. I remember nothing from then on until I woke up at a friend’s house, in a town near home. These good…

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

He should win for resisting to put in the gas can that is Pedro Baez.

However, only one of them couldn’t serve because they happen to be a woman.

Thanks, I just had it waxed.

You fucking racist piece of shit. This man blew up several bombs and injured dozens of Americans in an act of pure terrorism.