You made me log into Facebook. I need a shower.

It doesn’t get much better than Belle and Sebastian, but occasionally, it does...

Forget that mountain climber douche, this is the most impressive athletic achievement of our lifetimes. 

Take a look at the Surface604 Shred. It’s a hardtail and only 500W, but it’s a beast. I’m 250lbs and it’s got more than enough power for me. The oversized (not fat) tires make for a nice ride.

This afternoon, I just passed 1000 miles on my mountain-style eBike that I bought in June. If you added up all the miles I’ve ridden on every bike I’ve ever owned in my entire life, it would never come close to 1000 miles, I’m sure of it.

One time, my father had the discourtesy to die around the time of the US General Assembly. Of course, I had no idea at the time and was jazzed when I scored the Waldorf on Priceline for $125/night.

Does anyone have any explanation why Atlanta let Folty and his .052 batting average come up to bat in the top of the third, only to yank him in at the start of the bottom half of the inning?

As much as I like the Dodgers (and, boy, do I like the Dodgers), I can’t really give them credit for most of the guys on your list. Turner completely redid his swing, working on his own during the off-season after leaving the Mets. I’ve been led to understand Muncy did the same thing after leaving the A’s. Kemp lost…

Question: When did Kathryn Hahn become so incredibly hot? 

Wait. You expect someone to tour you around for no reason other than they’ve got nothing better to do? Oh yeah, you expect them to be cute too?

JHC - The concept of the NFL giving the Raiders a break is so alien to me. It’s never happened before and it didn’t happen this time. The only thing the the NFL wants more than an 0-4 Raider team is a shovel so they can dig up the rotting corpse of Al Davis and screw him one more time.

90% of the reason I have Amazon Prime is the free shipping (a lot of same-day stuff in my area), the music, and the Echo integration. So, to hear that it ranks so highly for video makes me think it’s the best deal around.

From the “answered questions section”:

From the “answered questions section”:

> Stay far away if you value your time.

The Dodgers must’ve heard the same rumor I heard: Win the division or Roberts gets the boot.

Bryce Harper, who was stationed 150 feet away, in center field.

What in the world is wrong with you people?

Get an Apple Watch. It’ll discreetly let you know when you have a call/text.

I live in the San Jose area where people wouldn’t know good food if you poured a steaming gravy boat of it into their lap. Yelp is useless.

Don’t forget the obligatory “and I ALWAYS tip at least 20%”.