Countdown to Ecstasy is not only Steely Dan’s best album, it’s one of the finest records by anyone.

I went from a 2014 Prius Plug-In to a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and my premium went up $10/month. This was Costco/Ameriprise.

Chik-fil-A at least has a purpose. When I’m horribly constipated and there’s no Panda Express nearby, a small order of their Greased Mini Nuggets will do the trick.

Not only are you fat, but you are also wrong.

This:

Shake Shack fries are on par with Ore-Ida in your grocer’s freezer.

Five Guys and In-N-Out shouldn’t even be mentioned together. At one place it’s $10 for a meal and the other it’s $5.

BTW - the best character was OMGWhizzBoyOMG.

Unless they’re running clips on Fox News, a huge portion of the right wing will never know of its existence.

I had me one of them drinkin’ bosses one time. He’d roll in at 10:30am, hungover and completely unapproachable, go to lunch at 11:30am to get drunk. Come back drink at 2pm, check his email, and leave for the day.

Did you really just say “tonne”?

C’mon. Use your imagination.

Dealbreaker:

Dealbreaker:

> every DMB song lasting 20 minutes

The entire offseason, the Dodgers were expected to beef up their bullpen. They didn’t. At the trade deadline, they were expected to beef up their bullpen. They didn’t.

I bought a cheap two-unit mesh router (Tenda Nova). While the coverage is great, a lot of my wireless devices keep dropping connection. For example, my WeMo switches work about half the time. My fear is either the Nova is dropping and re-assigning IP addresses too quickly or it just can’t handle the amount of devices…

Most of their customers are in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.

Never heard this before tonight. It was a pleasant surprise on the Slacker.

Does Giz read the reviews on these TVs? The JVC 55" sounds horrible, with outright lies in the description. How can you recommend that one?

Does Giz read the reviews on these TVs? The JVC 55" sounds horrible, with outright lies in the description. How can…

I was going to say “grab her pussy”. The only drawback is they might make you President.