Annoying service that upsets you so much that you need to write anonymous letters to an internet site is also 25%, apparently.

Anyone who doesn’t like mustard deserves what they get. Pickles on a sandwich can be a problem, but those should be on the side.

What about spreading my ass cheeks? Will that make me gay?

Counterpoint: Ramona Flowers is hot. Really, really hot.

Did Wolf write that first sentence?

Hot take, Mr. Rocker.

FIFY.

Gonna go see these guys in a few minutes...

Anything to distract from the homophobic starting pitcher they have.

Did anyone see Rachel Maddow tonight? Left the “f” word in a statement from a US diplomat. I was shown on the screen for all to see. She came on later an apologized for it.

The Dodgers don’t ink $400M contracts with anyone not named Kershaw.

Yeah, what if they searched out ex-players, especially ones who were good at stealing bases? They would be adept at communicating what’s happening on the field. Maybe even become familiar with the pitcher’s pick-off moves.

I’m not really following the D-Backs, but didn’t they go 14 the other night in San Diego? That might be part of the reason for the fill-ins.

Are you afraid you’re going to have to share your toejam?

Stormy Daniels could come walking out of AF1 with her stilettos in one hand and a bottle of Scope in the other while Trump followed behind zipping up his fly. The right would praise him for “creating jobs”. 

I guess nowadays, Joe Pernice’s manager qualifies as a “politician”.

Is Sharp Objects one of those one-week-at-a-time shows? How quaint.

The dude’s on a power trip, plain and simple. If the sole motivation was getting his junk mail thrown away, he could just leave it on the table and the busboy would pick it up with the rest of his trash.

I just started watching Vida. Are you sure you haven’t mixed up Emma and pinche Lyn? Emma is the lesbian, like Mom, and Lyn is the one always looking for confirmation from the men in her life.

I don’t get it. This is San Francisco. Just buy all her water. Win-win.