Yum. Minerals!

I have four lemon trees in my backyard.

I remember when my future wife and I were dating, one of our coworkers got married in this huge elaborate ceremony with all the fixins’. Six months later, she was divorced and still had 4 1/2 years of payments left on the ring. This hit me hard as we had very little money and zero debt.

We just renewed ours by mail. It probably took 2 weeks for non-expedited service. It was surprisingly fast. IDK about Septembers, but January was fine.

How many die from alcohol poisoning on a regular night?

Everyone saw the Duracell tweet, right?

I was at the mall yesterday enjoying the upper-seventy degree weather in Palo Alto. While the wife was shopping, I was sitting on the veranda enjoying a ginger peach iced tea and perusing the latest tweets.

The long-range Model 3 BARELY exists.

The sweet “spot” for the Echo Spot is $89. Are you listening, Amazon?

The sweet “spot” for the Echo Spot is $89. Are you listening, Amazon?

Shep - Why do you feel like garbage half the morning? There’s more to this story, isn’t there?

Shep - Why do you feel like garbage half the morning? There’s more to this story, isn’t there?

Here’s the thing: In the books, the Viper wasn’t the least bit sympathetic. He wasn’t in the show either, save for the fact that the actor playing him (Pedro Pascal) was so charismatic. He was simply amazing, and next to the actor that played Tywin Lannister (Charles Dance), he did the best job.

The fact that there are enough refurbished Dyson V6 vacuums to have their own “Gold Box” worries me.

The fact that there are enough refurbished Dyson V6 vacuums to have their own “Gold Box” worries me.

10% if the service is as expected. While I’m sure the servers are paid the same $2/hr as at a regular restaurant, the fact that all they’re really doing is walking around with an iced tea pitcher means they can handle 5 times as many tables.

Once my BitCoin mine starts paying off, then yeah - $100,000 easy.

You would have loved the guy I saw at Costco who mixed all the hot dog condiments on a plate and gobbled it up! Ketchup, mustard, raw onions, and pickle relish.

Any award that doesn’t go to Rachel Brosnahan is invalid.

Holy Christ. How big do your balls have to be to disagree with John Darnielle?

Pro Tip: If you work for Broadcom or a company that Broadcom acquires, you will be laid off.

calls one of the guys in the back