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"Baby, It's Cold Outside," which everybody who has turned 16 has discovered sounds a little bit like an ode to a midwinter's date rape (in recent years, contrarians have argued, fruitlessly, that this is not the case and that we should all go back to loving it, but that hasn't stopped the association).

I tanked hard once. Signed up for three years of Saltwater Aquarium Monthly.

The most important question here is who is going to play Leslie Nielsen?

The Ebola Fighters are the WORST Foo Fighters cover band ever.

I am

I'll have one of each.

She likes tacky cups, he can't spell cocoa. HOW COULD THESE TWO KIDS NOT MAKE IT WORK.

Grindr is a hookup app, not a dating app. Of course dudes are just going to respond to anything with some variation of "want to bone?" It's the nature of the app. And, honestly, trolling dudes who are just trying to get laid just so you can make fun of them on Tumblr is pretty fucking homophobic and pretty shitty.

Man I'd have loved to see the argument that stemmed from that.

Dude cleaning up the house to make sure it's clean to surprise his Wife and son who will be back soon from their extended trip. He hears the keys and gets all excited and meets them by the door. The door opens up, she sees him and immediately goes stone

My husband literally talked me into starting 3 days ago. I turned genchat off almost immediately. But I played SWTOR for more hours than I'd like to admit. Not surprisingly, the Empire side was actually worse on the offensive chat because people apparently liked to live up to the whole dark side ideal (like, guys,

You can get called all sorts of shitty things while you're playing shooters on PC, don't worry.

I really think you need to have both. I mean, what is life if you're only hearing about 12 year olds having sex with your mom on one platform? This is America. We have the technology to hear about it on BOTH. And with the PC, you get the added bonus of seeing how many ways people can misspell "faggot" which is fun for

Not to get all PC Master Race on you, but "beautiful life like graphics" on an Xbone? I can go for "beautiful life-when-I'm-not-wearing-my-contacts like graphics."

Sound reasoning. Either that or a hairshirt

Oh yeah? None of that makes up for the fact that you aren't allowed membership into the He-Man Woman Haters Club so you can hang out with two of the most awesome little kids in the history of little kids in movies.

I'm just here for the comments.