To: PTC

Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."

How is everyone supposed to be self righteous and judgmental if people are just going around eating what they want all willy nilly? Geez. Be reasonable here!

Yes, yes. But what do you rub on your pits and wear on your feet? That's the REAL issue here.

JAMES: Sorry, who are you?

If you combined Will and LeBron's heads, you may actually have one fully functioning head of hair.

"You don't say? That's crazy, because, just like you, I, as well am not balding at all!"

It was on the site last night! Believe me—give me the opportunity and I would have written about it all day.

'Twas posted last evening.

madeleine be nice to taylor

So, while we're fangirling out about what took place inside the Barclay's center, just going to stick this here.

Also, hundreds of protesters were outside the Barclays center all night being penned in and harassed by the police. Arrests were made and at least two peaceful protestors are currently being held in the 78th precinct. But please, continue not covering the protests, let's all just squeal about Beyonce.

Not this lady. I hate him as Spider Man. Tobey Maguire has one facial expression and it unfortunately is always one that makes him look like he needs to fart or take a shit.

sorry just imagining Tobey Maguire awkwardly picking up girls with Leo and giggling uncontrollably

omg is it an epic rap battle

You forgot the essential workout that requires doing 3 sets of 10 of like 8 things, 3 of which focus on abs

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Just unfriend him. It's not like they get a notification saying it's happened, he likely won't even notice. I go through purges of my friends list every year or so and have received 0 complaints.