YOU GUYS. If you live in Bellingham, Massachusetts, you have to be super nice to every bubbly older woman you see from now on. Just in case it's her.

God damn it! I want to make fun of him so bad but he obviously has very serious mental health and drug problems and needs treatment. We all need to support him with arms wide open.

you MAY but it might not be as enthusiastic. though, the average mortal wouldn't notice, because i have super human levels of enthusiasm.

right? i say equally outrageous things, but at least they aren't victim blaming. people should interview ME at LEAST as often as her.

Obligatory.

Of course the Krafts are tight with money—they know the value of a single.

Oh, surely you are old enough to remember Paul Pierce's career ending knee injury in Game 1 of the 2008 Finals. Lol leaving screaming in a wheelchair back in 10 mins.

Precisely.

Yeah, the TV blog that talks about their TV show (and featured this post) is definitely the problem.

That injury looked way worse than "oh I'll be back in 20 minutes" to me, but what do I know? \_(ツ)_/¯

Those of you that watch her show are to blame.

From Slate:

"Baby, It's Cold Outside," which everybody who has turned 16 has discovered sounds a little bit like an ode to a midwinter's date rape (in recent years, contrarians have argued, fruitlessly, that this is not the case and that we should all go back to loving it, but that hasn't stopped the association).

I tanked hard once. Signed up for three years of Saltwater Aquarium Monthly.

Man I'd have loved to see the argument that stemmed from that.

Dude cleaning up the house to make sure it's clean to surprise his Wife and son who will be back soon from their extended trip. He hears the keys and gets all excited and meets them by the door. The door opens up, she sees him and immediately goes stone…