YOU GUYS. If you live in Bellingham, Massachusetts, you have to be super nice to every bubbly older woman you see from now on. Just in case it's her.

God damn it! I want to make fun of him so bad but he obviously has very serious mental health and drug problems and needs treatment. We all need to support him with arms wide open.

Still the best version of this story IMO and apparently succeeds in all the areas that Exedous fails in. Also worth noting is that the lyricist would later go on to do the music in Wicked and when you listen to this, you can really tell.

Jack the Ripper - Vorlon Inquisitor.

I find Benjamin Franklin's portrayal (And Ichabod's disdain) in Sleepy Hollow to be pretty hilarious.

you MAY but it might not be as enthusiastic. though, the average mortal wouldn't notice, because i have super human levels of enthusiasm.

right? i say equally outrageous things, but at least they aren't victim blaming. people should interview ME at LEAST as often as her.

Obligatory.

Of course the Krafts are tight with money—they know the value of a single.

Eccleston didn't hide his accent - he used his own (Manchester) accent to play the 9th Doctor. You may be thinking of McGann, who hid his natural (Liverpool) accent to play the 8th.

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

I think this will be inside it

Oh, surely you are old enough to remember Paul Pierce's career ending knee injury in Game 1 of the 2008 Finals. Lol leaving screaming in a wheelchair back in 10 mins.

Precisely.

That injury looked way worse than "oh I'll be back in 20 minutes" to me, but what do I know? \_(ツ)_/¯