You can get called all sorts of shitty things while you're playing shooters on PC, don't worry.

I really think you need to have both. I mean, what is life if you're only hearing about 12 year olds having sex with your mom on one platform? This is America. We have the technology to hear about it on BOTH. And with the PC, you get the added bonus of seeing how many ways people can misspell "faggot" which is fun for…

Not to get all PC Master Race on you, but "beautiful life like graphics" on an Xbone? I can go for "beautiful life-when-I'm-not-wearing-my-contacts like graphics."

Sound reasoning. Either that or a hairshirt

Oh yeah? None of that makes up for the fact that you aren't allowed membership into the He-Man Woman Haters Club so you can hang out with two of the most awesome little kids in the history of little kids in movies.

I'm just here for the comments.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

To: PTC

Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."

How is everyone supposed to be self righteous and judgmental if people are just going around eating what they want all willy nilly? Geez. Be reasonable here!

Yes, yes. But what do you rub on your pits and wear on your feet? That's the REAL issue here.

JAMES: Sorry, who are you?

If you combined Will and LeBron's heads, you may actually have one fully functioning head of hair.

"You don't say? That's crazy, because, just like you, I, as well am not balding at all!"

It was on the site last night! Believe me—give me the opportunity and I would have written about it all day.

'Twas posted last evening.

madeleine be nice to taylor

So, while we're fangirling out about what took place inside the Barclay's center, just going to stick this here.

Also, hundreds of protesters were outside the Barclays center all night being penned in and harassed by the police. Arrests were made and at least two peaceful protestors are currently being held in the 78th precinct. But please, continue not covering the protests, let's all just squeal about Beyonce.

Not this lady. I hate him as Spider Man. Tobey Maguire has one facial expression and it unfortunately is always one that makes him look like he needs to fart or take a shit.