Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

To: PTC

Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."

How is everyone supposed to be self righteous and judgmental if people are just going around eating what they want all willy nilly? Geez. Be reasonable here!

The hydrocarbons must flow.

Yes, yes. But what do you rub on your pits and wear on your feet? That's the REAL issue here.

JAMES: Sorry, who are you?

If you combined Will and LeBron's heads, you may actually have one fully functioning head of hair.

"You don't say? That's crazy, because, just like you, I, as well am not balding at all!"

It was on the site last night! Believe me—give me the opportunity and I would have written about it all day.

'Twas posted last evening.

madeleine be nice to taylor

I wonder if it will have a "history is written by the winners, bitch" slant. I mean, don't get me wrong, the Germans in WWII were awful and in WWI were imperialistic land grabbing jerks, but everyone was back then and many of the allies were as well. There were no "good guys" in WWI.

So, while we're fangirling out about what took place inside the Barclay's center, just going to stick this here.

Also, hundreds of protesters were outside the Barclays center all night being penned in and harassed by the police. Arrests were made and at least two peaceful protestors are currently being held in the 78th precinct. But please, continue not covering the protests, let's all just squeal about Beyonce.

Not this lady. I hate him as Spider Man. Tobey Maguire has one facial expression and it unfortunately is always one that makes him look like he needs to fart or take a shit.

sorry just imagining Tobey Maguire awkwardly picking up girls with Leo and giggling uncontrollably

omg is it an epic rap battle

You forgot the essential workout that requires doing 3 sets of 10 of like 8 things, 3 of which focus on abs