"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

1) Unfriend.

Just unfriend him. It's not like they get a notification saying it's happened, he likely won't even notice. I go through purges of my friends list every year or so and have received 0 complaints.

I'm watch x-files on netflix. Is that weird? It's like 20 years since it's been popular. In my defense though, I'm 20.

Dave Grohl isn't quoted at all in the story, it's all Courtney. I don't really trust only her word.

I don't know if that's gonna get you that Pony, but give it a shot.

Is it bad that that Santa could totally get it? Because he could. Totally

Or you could just open the Tinder app and put your phone in front of paper cat. It will save you the trip to Radio Shack.

(I really just wanted to use the gif)

I saw her in person at a convention.

Love them or hate them, the Simpsons definitely changed how people perceived cartoons.

Pretty much kicked off the serialized golden age of television we are still enjoying.

ADDITIONALLY:

David Roth is a co-founder and editor of The Classical.

My favorite part is that either everyone on the pitch automatically knows how to handle goats, or that they all just followed the lead of the initial horn-grabber.

It takes a while for their attempts to Pan out.

This is great.