I've been banned by the food and the True Stories guy – banned, not demoted! – that I just don't even get attached or put much effort into my Burner names anymore. At least Laymon is earnest; I think Pinkham knows how much he sucks/is a moron but, like the Jezebel writers of late, won't climb down even when he is…

Literally ANYONE who has ever rapped on Epic Rap Battles of History.

Please, gods of all decency, don't allow me to wish him to learn how it feels to be raped.

I keep wondering about his family- what his wife and children must be thinking. Also, what his former co-stars must be thinking. WHAT DOES OPRAH HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?

Jeezus Christ, did they have to bring Gloria Allred into this? I was hoping to keep the focus on Cosby. Or the victims. Or anything pertinent to his malfeasance. Darnit!

Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?

I'm glad she is telling it like it is. Frankly, I'm tired of hearing families say "Oh, I forgive you for killing my child/husband/wife/whomever." No, forgiveness is when you make an honest mistake. This was intentional and it's murder.

Also "it is never my intention to hurt someone." What, does he think a choke hold is a hug??

"Who's gonna play Santa Claus for my grandkids? Who's gonna do that now?"
Jesus. Jesus Christ.

You "feel bad" you murdered someone? You "feel bad" ?! I "feel bad" I dropped by toast this morning and that I left my lunch in the fridge at home yesterday. You murdered someone and you escaped justice. Fuck you.

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

Really glad you guys ran with this. Fuck those people.

Also, last week, people tried to protest at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and all NBC had to say about it later was, "People got arrested for trying to attack the cops!" Even though the worst I can find is that protesters tried to get through police barricades and maybe smashed some windows (I only found one…

Protests riiiing, are you listening?

What a thug.

Except...in Huck Finn the n-word is historically realistic, and it's used by racist characters who the book condemns for their racism. So editing it out is stupid.

I honestly think Warner Bros of all people has the right take on the debate