OMG! PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS NOT A GOVERNMENT AGENCY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU GIVE GUYS WITH EPIC BEARDS I'M JEALOUS I DON'T HAVE THE TESTOSTERONE TO GROW A BAD NAME!

Ernest Hemingway, eat your heart out.

So just for interest of historical comparison, does anyone remember when the Susan B Anthony dollar coin was minted, did it create this kind of backlash? I get it was a much different time when the coin came out, first 1979-1981 and then again in 1999. We didn't have social media and all that. But taking that into…

Kendall and Kylie Jenner's dystopian young adult novel has sold only 13,000 copies. If this doesn't prompt a thinkpiece about the death of the novel, I don't know what will.

My finace and i went to see "The Maze Runner" this weekend. I honestly thought that the second in command kid, Newt, was one of those One Direction guys. He just looked like a Zayne.

You don't want people to take what you say personally, dont say something stupid that a lot of people might find insulting.

So she lives with her parents? Big fucking deal. Some people live with family for a million reasons. I currently live with an aunt because i had a falling out with my roommate and since i was supposed be getting married in a few months at the time it made sense to live with her instead of getting a 12 months lease on…

Frankly, i could care less about what a meathead like Mike Ditka thinks about domestic violence.

Good evening all. I come to you tonight with deep philosophical thoughts. What does it mean to be in your 30s?

"Here we see the latest lineup of Power Rangers inspired fashions".

this is probably the first wedding in months Bill Murray attended that he was actually invited to....OR WAS HE?!

You know what Ed, I imagine most people who use Linkedin say the same thing about you.

That font choice just screams cheesy romance novel.....not that i read a lot of.....romance novels.....LOOK A HUGE DISTRACTING THING !*Runs to the hills*

She is an Icon. And what do we do with any unwanted Icons that clutter our Desktop? Simply drag and drop them down to the Recycle Bin. No fuss, No Muss. Of course sometimes you get one that won't delete no matter what you do, in which case a full nuking of the hard drive might be in order.

Well Danny was supposed to be Belichick's cheap replacement for Wes Welker. And sure enough, here he is dropping the ball and picking up right where Wes left off.

Well when you hire a guy named Cowherd, you should expect to be dealing with a lot of bullshit.

I always took "crush" in this context to mean to nail it or get it done such as "Man, he crushed that ball out of the park"

It's like when they cast Reb Brown as Captian America (yes it's real, check out The Spoony Experiment for a great review) but he was just so bland and mellow. It' s like they said "Let's cast Reb Brown and then remove all the batshit screaming and insanity that makes Reb Brown awesome"

That dosen't even look like Walken's real face. It looks like they pasted hair on a cheap kabuki mask. I would be afraid to take it off out of fear that there would be nothing but an empty black space underneath.

I have not watched Survivor for years but i may watch this season just to see what kind of epic train wreck Rocker gets involved in before his disgracefully voted off the island. But hey, he could do ok, might even win.