So are aliens attacking while this guy comes home from fishing?

Everytime i see this commercial i think "Dude, i know times are tough but seriously, hire some more people. If your company has one of the executives coming down to fix the machinery, maybe you need more help".

Excellent!

Sadly, i can't post videos at work. But go to youtube and search for "Yugioh Abridged Vagina monologue". I guarantee once you watch that the word vagina will lose all mystery and enchantment and be just another word. Plus you can watch animated Japanese kids play a children's card game.

"He was just saying inappropriate language," Houston told the Tribune on Monday night at MetLife Stadium. He said Kaepernick cursed at him, including using the N-word.

Attention Ferguson Police Department.

If Microsoft announced that the next version of Windows would support animated GIF desktop wallpaper it would be the most popular update to Windows ever.

It's like the LA Times EIC saw the Shonda Rhimes story and said "Fuck that. We can be just as tone deaf and racist as you East Coast bastards can." and then went to the bathroom and sent the contents down to the printing press.

Have you been enjoying those commercials with Rob Schneiderresurrecting his "Richmeister" SNL character for State Farm? If so, I'm sorry.

What i would like to know is who is demanding these changes being made to baseball? Is it because of blowhards like Mike and Mike, because...well fuck Mike and Mike. Is it because MLB isn't the NFL so they think if they change their game they'll be like the NFL? Are their real fans clamoring for 12 second pitch…

Man, that Alaskan reporter sure made good time getting from Anchorage to JFK.

So she quit her job in an unprofessional, narcissistic manner and now we're supposed to sympathize with her cause?

Thank you for your kind words. I actually went right out after our talk to see it for a second time. I could see the movie a dozen times. In fact, let's just make a movie with Bradley Cooper as a talking Racoon and Vin Diesel as a talking tree. Hollywood gold :)

I have no plans to date anyone else, though the idea that i would and it needing to be mentioned i found a bit insulting. I hope that this gives her the time to focus on where i stand with her because as of now she has shown me that i can't do anything for her. Maybe things will be different at the end of the year. I…

Good evening fellow Jezzies. I hope you all had a fabulous weekend. The weather here was excellent, OU beat West Virginia and my Patriots won a really sloppy game against Oakland. I am going to enjoy a meat based dish for dinner. On a more serious note, my fiance and i are "on a break". This may sound sad but i'm 34…

I saw this episode when it aired. It was nice to see a million dollar winner so early in a new season.

Sadly CT is no longer with us.

Clemson President: "People, we need to address these recent issues with sexual ahrrasement and assault taking place on college campuses. We need to show the country that Clemson takes Title IX seriously and we are not going to just give lip service, but really work to address these issues. Now what do you have for me?

Nothing from CLAMP? I'm surprised.

So it's like a Bizarro world Scott Pilgrim....only with dogs....and less violence and video game sound effects.....and the exes aren't so much evil as doucey.....and why is she doing this? GOD THIS MOVIE SUCKS WHERE IS MST3K WHERE YOU NEED IT?