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Rand Paul is to the 2016 Presidential Election what Bowser is to Super Mario Brothers. A formidable sub-villain, sure, but far from the Main Boss.

I'm trying really hard to resist posting the South Park joke. Please, can someone else be horrible so i don't have to be? kthnx.

No a Patriots fan. And i love how you go straight to insults and avoid any of the facts i laid out.

They did although i would have preferred to see a new article with Jez's own take on it.

Ravens fans supported a murderer for years and gave a standing O for a man who beat his wife. In other words, Ravens fans can go fuck themselves.

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed have been dating for like two weeks now; thus, they have adopted a horse. As one does in the throes of new love.

So in the spirit of giving everything a holiday, i declare tomorrow "National Celebrate People Who Have Cats And Dogs In Their Kinja Avatar Day"...well what do you know? Look at what mine just happens to have. I'll expect lots of veneration and love tomorrow, It is ape law.

is it ok to be pro- breatfeeding and anti putting your kds ass on a surface designed to hold food? Because that second picture does not make me want to eat at whatever diner this is.

"<Quickly thrown together Family Guy joke intended to gather easy likes>"

'Yes. It's very hard to explain. It's like that new Xmen movie...or that episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine where they went to back the Origional Series and Kirk gave his 'i want to bang you' smirk to Sisko"

You gave me a light beer? YOU ASSHOLES!

"Why do we do this Jim? Why do we transplant so many innocent civilians to our largest natural satellite? Is it because we're crazy, white, masculine men hopped up on nicotine and caffeine?"

I'm sure he's voted republican at least once or looked a woman lustfully and all of Jez can go back to hating him.

Dammit Hillary, please don't make this bitter Patriots fan like Michael Strahan. I'm still bitter over the 2007 Super Bowl....oh dammit i can't do it. Mikes one of the few guys on that team i like. I only wish he could have gotten a ring without that 12 year old they have at QB getting one also.

If New York City ever tries this the dog should be called Jack Terrier McCoy.

Man, these Guardians Of The Galaxy tie-ins are getting ridiculous.

'Our chances of winning the Super Bowl are this small."

You know the old saying: "Something old, something new, something borrowed, some kind of tentacled flying robot hovering above your wedding and watching you from its single hellish black eye."