THAT'S A SUBWAY FRESH TAKE!

Yeah i didn't look that close at the artwork, the family were kind of creepy.

I honestly didn't look that closely at the picture. They're creepy cult like grins kind of gave me the skeeves.

That is some gorgeous art. Not sure what it has to do with the story but it's still very nice. Is it yours? And is a certain Dune character or just a generic Freman?

This is an incredibly sad story. I feel bad for the mother who is going to be somehow blamed for this because she didn't have fucking psychic powers and for see the nanny she hired from a legit service ie not Craigslist was get shit faced on the job. I feel terrible for the baby whose life was put in danger. And i…

There are also huge houses that get broken into all the time. You're trying to make the equivalence that being on tv= sole reason robbery occured. That is simply not the case.

Hunter Pence belives it's the truth everytime he hears "Half Life 3 Confirmed!"

All that did was show someone what could be had if they broke in. It didn't make someone decide to break into the house. Furthermore the point that keeps getting missed is if you have a closet worth doing a piece on national tv, even if it is a puff piece, then your house is probably a tempting target to thieves…

How? All it did was show what was inside a house which would probably be a tempting target just from the outside. It didn't tell people the code to the security system or give tips on how to get in through the basement. Frankly any house that has a three story closet will be a likely target of burglary by itself.…

Victim blaming occurs when the victim of a crime or any wrongful act is held entirely or partially responsible for the harm that befell them.

Here at Jezebel it's only victim blaming if we like you.

I haven't heard about Facebook going down since i quit my job with a cell phone carrier when it happened EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 3 YEARS! No joke, i must have gotten at least 1 Facebook issue call a day for three years working at this place. Protip: If your internet is working on your phone and you have 3G or…

Where did you live? I called my grandmother in Oklahoma Mee Maw to.

I really want to believe that the world has always been this fucked up, but that we didn't hear about these kinds of things because it stayed within the local area it occurred in and there was no world wide network for these kinds of stories to spread out on. The alternative is to terrifying to comprehend.

Did anyone else grow up mainly on store brands and off brands? My mother got a lot of store brand stuff when we went groccery shopping. She said it was pretty much the same product for a lot less. I of course being young and stupid didn't care, i wanted Cherrios Cherrios, as if it was different from Grain-O's or Crisp…

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

Well we know who will be first in line at the open house,

I think i got whiplash from the sudden tone shift in this article. Not saying it wasn't funny but it was odd going from serious story about guns to a comedy sketch involving invoking demon gods.

I remember when my parents and I went to D.C. We went on a White House tour and this was during the Clinton years. After the tour ended my dad said he saw the president through a window, i think it might have been a door leading outside but i never saw him, nor did mom. Dad insisted it was him even though he couldn't…