“The Jordan Spieth of tubed beef.”

I’m going Sunday. My acid days are over though. Will be sneaking in a couple joints doh

*Leslie Horne scrambles to update her “best of 2015 so far” hip hop list*

He probably thinks he’s a lot of fun to do drugs with...

(tosses beach ball into the air) (is rejected by Hakeem Olajuwon)

Wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see?

Seriously. I am not even old (26) and I cannot believe how hot JLD is (not to mention how fucking hilarious).

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

Special shout out to Larry Bird. Inventor of the “Slam Dunk”.

I love that lazy development is constantly being viewed as “Secrets”

"Fuck yeah, Harvick Bitch" said the gentleman not getting any that night.

Bone broth truthers are the fucking worst.

Use of "haters" in official correspondence is always a sign of legitimacy.

“Plus I caught a really big fish one time.”

Bo knows Bro no knows Bo

Yes, that's the important thing.