If Damon Wayans ever goes missing, I'm checking this guy's basement first.

Don't blame him. Jameis can't be seen with those criminals, he has an image to protect.

They probably told him that they wouldn't be serving crab legs at the pre-Draft buffet.

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Never in my life would I try to draw attention to myself if I had even a passing similarity to anyone on that show. Deny, deny, deny, deny.

Countering this counterpoint: Who the fuck watches Empire?

that's gotta be photoshopped. can't be real.

Even with that, the flavor isn't hugely affected - the alpha acids don't really go away. The aroma, those oh-so-sweet grapefruit/pine/tropical fruit/etc aromas that come off a freshly cracked IPAs, now that drops off so quickly. Which affects the overall beer experience for sure.

Maibock = lager

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

I can't wait to see the ratings when the USMNT is scheduled to play in a time slot that overlaps with the NFL.

This seems like a Sepp in the wrong direction.

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.