As a Skins fan and an asshole I love this

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

I’ll accept it if the Foodspin column is finished....just want to know.

THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS. If I don’t know how to make pork chops in a recipe peppered with enough expletives to serve as Lebowski fan-fiction, I lose a reason to give you click$, Gawker.

Please come back, Albert.

Does this mean that Foodspin is gone forever? What about Burneko?

Had I been taking those videos, I would probably have pooed myself. I jumped a foot everytime that bear lunged.

Verdict: the Pope is not catholic.

Waffle House may be more appropriate. Possibly a Huddle House.

I’d pay to watch Harvey Updyke and Tammy have sweaty, unprotected, uneducated sex in a Cracker Barrel bathroom.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

As a Phish fan [dodges thrown garbage], I know a couple people who like the Dead and hate Phish and vice versa. I’m not entirely sure why though, they’re different sounds but they’re definitely cut from the same cloth.

How is Beyonce not #1 here?

Missing from the list: Chesney, Springsteen, Bieber, Nirvana, Radiohead (you just don’t UNDERSTAND them, man!), Juggalos, etc.... Get your shit together guys.

What are you talking about!!!!!!!

How the Insane Clown Posse isn't #1 I'll never know

You have Dave Matthews about 3,217 places too low on this list.

Bruce Springsteen fanboys not on the list? Entire list invalid.