If there isn’t anything easy in the freezer that I can just microwave, I usually make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich. I’m not talking about bacon, eggs, and cheese inside two slices of toast. I’m talking about a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and runny eggs inside, because when I’m drunk I need more grease damnit.

Have fun.

Then why for the love of God didn’t they turn on Hornsby? I watched both nights on the webcast and couldn’t hear him for shit.

I knew Ley was a hipster!

I’m in the same boat as you. I like both, but the Corruption more. Haven’t had the Smells Like Freedom.

I don't like most fruity beers, but I like Abita Strawberry because it tastes like the berries in Captn Crunch Berries

Jesus Christ. I really wish that I didn't know this was a thing. Thank you Deadspin, for making me hate humanity just a little bit more.

yea. I’ll probably do that and buy a Pacquiao t shirt or something.

Just wear a Jeff Gordon shirt.

I think we all know who wrote this

The Nerf Vortex was pretty damn awesome

That was the original purpose of IPAs when they were invented, because hops have antiseptic properties. But modern American IPAs are different. I'm no expert, but I do some home brewing, so I hope I'm explaining this correctly.

The majority of the hops in an American IPA are added towards the end of the boil, or even…

It depends on style. IPAs you want as fresh as possible, because the flavor of the hops deteriorates. Maybe 3 months on IPAs.

Something like a stout would generally last much longer.

Free beer always tastes good.

Yea. It is a little confusing, but my understanding is that it was originally made using lager yeast, but then they tried it with their house yeast, PacMan, which is an ale yeast. They liked it better with the PacMan, so it is an ale.

I really appreciate it when companies include a bottling date. Its especially important with IPAs.

I like this stuff. $7 a bottle at Trader Joe's, but I think its as good as some $15 cabs that I buy at other stores.

At first I was thinking, "Hey, this is a chill ass bear. I want to meet this bear." Then I remembered that he's a fucking polar bear, and might kill me.

What did you think this website was?