Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Too bad we can't do the same with the Floyd Mayweather-themed erotica I saw yesterday.

Sometimes, when the atmospheric conditions in Arizona are just right, the fire alarm levers pull themselves.

Lets get this sorted out early, are we going with #bellghazi or #alarmgate?

See, this is why ridged chips should have won in the last round. Not only are they excellent by themselves, but they also can actually bring a dip up to a whole new level when used as a dip chip. Which makes it all the more mind boggling that people chose kettle chips!

I, for one, hope this asshole feels the full brunt of the league's disciplinary process and gets himself suspended for like two weeks.

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

I fixed their ad.

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away.

The lack of dips is a fucking OUTRAGE. I blame Craggs for letting this shit through.

This seems late. The Redskins were removed from the playoff picture way back in November.

In other news, Alabama's women's basketball team plays in my junior high gym, evidently.

Serious question: If the league allows players with (e.g.) ADHD to get exemptions to use drugs like Adderall that might otherwise be banned, why can't they have a process for allowing people like Lynch - who, if the armchair shrinks are right, may have a diagnosable social-anxiety-type disorder - to have an exemption…

I do love that "teens" are anything up to about 25 and "milfs " start at about 28.

Did you seriously just use "World Cup" in reference to your earlier sentence wherein you referenced "integrity"? That right there shatters any credibility you may have had.

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.