And here I thought the most contentious articles of the year would be about race relations.

They are thinking ahead, in a few years California WILL be an island

Give him a break, his wife died and his only friend is a chubby boy scout.

Here's the more interesting question to me: What would US and German beer be like if the stupid fucking Reinheitsgebot law in Germany wasn't adopted. By limiting what was allowed to be used in beer (as a purely economical law), they killed many local beer types and some (goses, for instance) only exist today because…

Early into dating my fiance, I was over at her place. She asked if I wanted a beer and I said yes and she said what and I said, "I dunno. Anything but Blue Moon."

Who the fuck makes Happy Hour illegal?

Manti Me'ow

Did nobody else catch Walton's Colorado weed reference at the very beginning of the clip?

I love that Andy Reid leads by example when it comes to off-season conditioning.

I approve this rug

Lego Movie snubbed???????

like a true champ. Apex all the things!!!!

It's amazing what Jeff Gordon can do when Brad Keselowski isn't wrecking him.

Those poor people...

You know how you can tell you're watching Spaceballs and not Star Wars because, like, Spaceballs Yoda is clearly Mel Brooks in green makeup? THAT WON'T WORK HERE.

I feel the same way about seeing my wife on there.

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

This sounds like a suggestion for an upcoming Adequate Man piece. We'll rally the experts and set them to work.

Longer than Burneko with 1/4th the curse words. That is just not adequate, man.