Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Draymond Green is the best. His nickname at MSU was "The Dancing Bear", so basically he should be your favorite player too, Tom.

So this is like Lifehacker for the Half-Assed?

How do I stop surfing the web and start getting some actual work done?

so basically lifehacker for guys who are afraid of reading a nerdy site like lifehacker

What a clutch throw by Romo.

"I'm sorry I made you try mushrooms for the first time at The Terror Museum in Budapest."

This is by far the worst one.

From the look on Samantha's face, I guess she had second thoughts about being drawn like one of Craggs's French girls

Shah is of Indian descent— Shah is the wrong guy to pick a fight with: he is very rich.

1. Like your bestest friend in the whole world.

Also, rape.

Working on this must've been a labia of love.

Is #FSUDeadspinCommenter the new #FSUTwitter?

I had a nightmare last night that the Redskins traded everything they had for the next 10 years in order to trade up to #1 and take Jameis Winston. True story.

Sounds like his draft stock is skrong.

What the hell kind of poop water is solid goddamn black like that? Not any poop water I've ever seen!

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Bud Light in hand. Up for whatever.

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