Both these games only made me want an 8-team playoff.

OK, NFL Draft crowd members, this is where the baton is passed to you come draft night. Don't let the people down.

At least now Jameis Winston understands what it's like to be the victim

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Yeah, you're probably right, but I still want to believe someone read it and responded in that manner.

Slow day.

Good article. I would suggest one change:

I listen to ESPN980 (the station in question) every single AM and PM on the way to and from work, and then read Deadspin while I'm there. That's where I'm coming from when I say:

As someone who only incidentally knows anything about the Redskins, isn't RGIII buddies with Snyder? So if Cooley was Snyder's ass puppet, wouldn't he be taking a different approach? I dunno.

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

I read this a little fast the first time and thought the kid was a five year old. Read it again and nope. Definitely a teenager. Thank god for that granddad.

Luck in peewee would share his oranges and Capri Sun with the other team

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

My favorite is the bearded man coming up to the guy behind the iPhone like "K, can I get my $100 now?"

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Roger Goodell Doesn't Know What's Going On