Very subtle what Goodell did here.

The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

which told the story of a University of Virginia who claimed she was raped by seven men at a frat party her freshman year in school

All you fuckers are lucky he's OK.

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.

I went to Central Michigan, and well, I won't be seeing it in person either.

My alma mater, Western Kentucky, is also in this game. I'd really like to go to but I can't afford it, because I went to Western Kentucky.

On the other hand, because NCAA rules allow bowl participants to receive up to $550 in gifts, all the players at the Detroit game get a free house.

as the Jeopardy! music played (that's not how Jeopardy! works)

cranky old people are just a delight, aren't they?

"I saw this when it first came out years ago."

Kobe probably should have been courting him at breakfast.

Look at this hypocrite.

Look, if you're going to fingerblast someone in public, keep it to Door Number One. You really don't want to have to worry about the logistics of what you're going to wipe off your paramour's homemade Skyline Chili on to.

As long as it has nothing to do with the AC storyline. Japan was an entirely closed society for quite sometime, no way the AC factions had their fingers in that Japanese pie. And would it be about the Hattori Family and the Iga-ryū historical school of ninjutsu? Disguise myself as a Geisha, infiltrate a Clan's high…

Well whilst i actually enjoyed unity, ive had enough of AC for a while. Why won't someone make an open world game where you play as a "ninja" like what if you could kill people in almost any way possible, say start working as a mochi maker at a place your target frequents in order to poison him or as a servant where…

no one believes this