I had some amazing lobster, crab, cheese, and cream stuffed chicken breasts at some tiny little Italian restaurant in Philly when I was a kid. I was like "Don't you have chicken fingers?" And the chef created this masterpiece for me. Still the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. Sorry, fiance.

Dag, that sucks. Getting kitty passports is so hard with Obama in control.

The fact that this guy keeps playing despite numerous bites on the hand is pretty metal though, right?

MILK MUST BE COLD. There is no room for debate on this issue.

Too soon. :( :( :(

They have object purrmanence.

I've told this to my husband and I'll tell it to any husband, nothing dries a vagina up more than a dead beat dad who doesn't help with the caring of the kids. He used to complain that I didn't give up the vajayjay often enough. As a rebuttal, I gave him a rundown of my day and told him if he had my day would he be…

I might have teared up a lot watching this. Brilliant response, fabulous campaign. Yummy crackers.

Every time you tell a woman to smile, feminists sneak into your house and lick all your stuff.

You're more likely to pass on HIV and HPV, among other STIs, if you practice unsafe sex, dingus.

I find uncircumcised sex more comfy. Less chafing. If I have a son, I am so not circumcising him.

British porn.

MIT students are the world leaders in harmless but funny pranks: http://hacks.mit.edu/

This would be my position too. I find them kind of ugly.

Fucking hell, I never had a filthier sailor mouth then when I did children's theater. You have to be so fucking careful all the fucking time that you don't let anything slip around the wee ones that backstage we just ranted and grabbed each other's asses constantly.

Yes!

My guy and I had been together-inseparably together-for about 18 months. "Fuck it, let's get married!" had become a joke between us, but we'd never really actually talked about doing it. Neither of us thought we ever wanted to. We went out one night to have a few beers and play some arcade games, then wandered around…

Word on the street is that it will make a triumphant return.

I''m a member of the areola hair club, I pluck 'em. Also, I have several black chin hairs which are so thick I can pluck them out with my fingers, no tweezers needed. I have one hair on my arm that gets about 3 inches long. My favorite weird thing is a large cyst on my belly that has been producing a noxious smelly…