Not gonna lie— when I skimmed this at first, and I read that NATO had a position on this I was like "shouldn't they be focusing on more important things" for like half a second.

Eloping was easily the best decision husband and I have ever made. I highly recommend to any and all.

My protip, having eloped myself, is to break the news after because then it's too late for them to do anything about it. My husband, on the other hand, told his family before, but I don't think they believed him.

I'm on board with this comment ^^^

I was going to come write something snarky about how shitty the parents are being, but then I saw one particular comment, and now I'm just too fucking mad to even pretend like I can find levity in this situation.

Via the excellent Kate Beaton - http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php

I think that matching "not quite pants" with "not quite a shirt" makes a damn fine outfit.

Eh. Maybe. I work in a corporate office that does not have a dress code. Basically, just don't look like garbage. If you show up looking like you put yourself together, then fine. But if you look sloppy then you probably work sloppy. Whatever it is that you're doing, just make it look like you tried.

I think it is a badge of pride.

Canada is Third World. That's groovy. I have a small pox vax scar which they stopped in 1972 because you know, small pox was eradicated. But don't worry. Soon you will all be able to have scars of your own.

You had my interest at otter, and my attention at rampage.

He is WAY stronger than I am, somehow. Somehow = testosterone.

I have to agree with you on the idea that women are told at a young age to not hit or as hard. One of my brothers used to torment me and my parents excused him for being a boy and when I fought back shame on me because he's a boy and that's how boys play! Gawww! Anywho, now I fight with a nasty nasty vengeance. My…

Buh bye, Jan! Don't let the door hit you...

I can't believe that you had female acquaintances that ran 3 miles a day but you couldn't tell that they had! I mean, what was even the point of them running if they didn't look better to you after they had??? Not to mention I also hate when people brag about their exercising and what specific plan they do - like,…

Not gonna lie, I came here to laugh and then realized I don't know what half that stuff on the peen diagram is.

Look at that little psycho mug. Makes me wanna....

I'm the opposite. I went in thinking it would be meh but fell in love. Maybe it has to with expectations?

I had sex with my husband a few hours after meeting him. What can I say, sometimes I know exactly what I want, and I go after it! We like to think that our swimsuit areas (and our hearts) knew it was for real immediately, and didn't want to waste any time getting down to business.