Do you not feel that grilled cheese warrants quite a bit of thought?

Brilliant? Yes. Well-done? Yes. Funny? Not in a laughy way, I agree.

I've definitely taken pictures of very extreme bruises and sent them to people. "Look how dumb I am for falling on my ass! Sweet bruise, huh!"

See, I put stuff on grilled cheese sandwiches, but I still consider them to be grilled cheese because I prepare grilled cheese sandwiches in a specific way; if I make a hot sandwich which I cover both sides of both pieces of bread with butter, and then fry all 4 sides of bread in a pan, and put cheese in it, it must…

I do, but all my hair comes out in the shower rather than throughout the day (i.e. there is a lot of if, especially if I have skipped a day of hair-washing). Therefore, if I just leave it all in the drain screen, my feet get all soapy because the tub doesn't drain fast enough with all the hair sitting right on top of…

I basically lose hair only when I shower and wash my hair and pull it out in my hand; my hair is curly, so it comes undone from my scalp but gets stuck in the curls and doesn't go anywhere during the day. As as result, I'm very diligent about not clogging up the drain, but my husband has a body-hair problem with the…

Visa problems :(

THANK YOU. I put mine on the shower wall and have been told how disgusting it is. I don't understand how that is more disgusting than pulling it up from the drain :/

Agreed. My dad is a giant bear person, and he adores my kitty. Also, my husband (who is very manly if not burly) always talks to the cat on skype when she comes to see what's up. "Hey, kitty! What are you girls doing today? Ah, she's so cute!" They have not yet met in real life, but when she hears his voice she jumps…

It's not just Apple-pie-American, but everything-stereotypical-everywhere. My husband's name is Ion (pronounced Yohn, and is the Romanian version of John), and it's definitely one of the most popular Romanian names. See also German's Jan, Russian's Ivan, Spanish's Juan, Hungarian's Janos, French's Jean, etc.…

I'm partial to Taran. For personal reasons (unrelated to any humans named Taran), I don't want it anymore, though. You can have it! :)

That was what we had to pay for school lunches (we didn't qualify for half-priced or fully covered). Parents told me that they would prefer that I use it at the school cafeteria for school lunches, but it was open campus and they couldn't stop me from spending it how I pleased. They could have told me to fuck off and…

Yeah, we spent the night in sleeping bags on a giant rock in the desert. I have some of the most glorious pics of the next morning when we woke up at dawn with bobby pins sticking out everywhere and smeary prom makeup :) I think my biggest expense was dinner for my dummy boyfriend and I at the very fancy restaurant in…

Yeah, my Jr prom dress was $110 and when Sr prom rolled around, they were like, "NEWP. Find something under $50. You blew all your dress money last year." All accessories and shoes were on my own dime. Granted, I had allowance and lunch money that came from them so they ultimately paid for those things, but I'm the…

Yeah, you and I basically grew up in the same place. However, we did have lots of dances, but they were largely informal with no expectation of dressing up. I suppose we had homecoming and something called "Winter Ball" or some shit, but those were semi-formal (at best) with no dress-code really enforced, to my…

The shit that male high school athletes are put through is disgusting. I grew up in a pretty small town, and a lot of our athletes were in different sports throughout the year. Nothing worse than seeing the guys in a yearly cycle of gaining weight quickly for football season and dropping it even more quickly for…

It's super pasteurized so that it's stable on the shelf for like, 9 months or something, and then it goes bad less quickly than regular milk when it's opened. It comes in boxes with a pop top, although I've seen it in bags, as well (I guess you just pour it into a pitcher). It's fine stuff, really, but because it's…

See? I didn't even know what it's called :P After some poking around, I found out that it apparently IS available in the States, but most Americans are fairly reluctant to buy it (as you can see from the comments on this thread, ha!) so it's mostly used in food industry and the military. I do agree that it it totally…

Agreed!!!!!! It just truly weirds me out. In the last few days, I talked on here about my husband going on a quest for "fresh-squeezed" milk in the Romanian countryside because I'd never had it. I almost fucking threw up when he found some because it was still warm from the cow :(

Some of it, but not all? I can't say from experience because I DO always refrigerate it because it's fucking milk, but my husband has been not refrigerating his Euro milk for 31 years and he hasn't yet keeled over. Soooo....I dunno, basically :P