MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

What’s yo name: Manny D

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

IDPs are such a waste of time...

This may have been the hardest I have laughed at a Deadspin comment. I almost got bored and bailed halfway through the comment and I’m glad I stuck around. Kudos to you. 

Just take it

Nobody star this.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

The Cowboys already picked up the option—they had to do it before May 3, per the CBA—and they can’t rescind it. Their only option for getting rid of the option for 2020 would be to cut Elliott, which would make him either subject to a waiver claim or an unrestricted free agent, depending on when they were to pull the…

Same thing happen to Aaron Donald. Didn’t stop him from getting paid. Elliot will get paid, its just a matter of time.

I’m pretty sure she already lost her appeal here too despite the best efforts of the extremely woke Deadspin staff

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

“Kum will not replace us”

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.