I just can’t agree with this part:

Deadspin’s reporting and discussion on this issue has been long on criticism and short on alternatives. It’s obviously a very thorny and potentially unsolvable issue, but there have been a number of issues raised by commenters that haven’t even been acknowledged. In particular:

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

Burneko said there was only one time in history a dragon died to a non dragon. That is incorrect so I pointed it out. If he had said the only time a dragon was killed in flight was the scorpion in Hellholt, I wouldn’t have commented. But this clearly wasn’t a case of him just misspeaking, as his example clearly has…

No. The dragons starting getting smaller and dying out right after the Dance. It’s why Aegon III is known as the Dragonbane. The dragons that died during the storming weren’t Balerion/Vhagar sized, but they were still grown dragons. 

George R. R. Martin has made clear that the only previous time in the history of this fictional world that a weapon that wasn’t a dragon itself...

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Dozens of people rejoice! 

What Diana conveniently fails to tell you is

1) Caster Semenya has XY chromosomes. As a result, she has testes (internal) but no ovaries. How her entire article could fail to mention those important facts is beyond me. The reality is we have to separate men’s and women’s sports into two categories if we are going to…

This article spends a lot of time attempting to diminish the role testosterone plays in Athletics and implies that it does not give an advantage to Semenya. I’m highly skeptical, given testosterone’s use as a PED going back to the East Germany days. If it is true that Semenya has no advantage, then why not allow all…

When I read her clarification, all I could think of was this:

“did not know there was a panel”

Read HNIC as something different -- did not know there was a panel

The HNIC panel & the hockey media on Twitter saying “There’s no WAY he won’t get a suspension for THAT!” are adorable. 

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Nah, I bet these kids were raised by kangaroos, who are famously shitty animals.

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