Texas isn’t my state, but I did a quick check through the criminal records system, and I found zip for Mr. Brown. Even allowing for the fact that I missed something, records were sealed etc., there in no way on God’s Green Earth that someone in possession of 12 lbs of weed wasn’t on paper. It doesn’t happen. Gus Fring…

This shit doesn’t just smell fishy, it smells like a goddamn cannery. In one fell swoop, the Dallas PD gets to murder a key witness, set up a potential retrial for Killer Becky with the Elmer Fudd face and paint negroes as stupid.

Sounds fishy to me too. I know that if you are selling the weeds, you didnt just start last week AND if you are selling the weeds and the cops come to your house/apt asking about a murderrrrr you are NOTTT offering to testify for a muffkn thang because you have a crib full of the weeeeeeeds man! Just does not add…

Yeah, let me guess how they knew he was a suspect he...“fit the description”?

You seriously want us to believe Dallas PD the motherfuckers who let Lee Harvey Oswald get shot while in their custody don’t know how to find three patsies to pin their bullshit on?

Yep, this.

There are a lot of things I wish I knew in my 20s. Who the president of the United States was isn’t one of them. 

Not even really her 20's, bush took office when she was 14 and left when she was 22.

In all seriousness:

She’s right, you know. I’m twenty years older than she, and I’m still discovering stuff that I was not taught properly in school. And remember that Britain was basically our only ally for Gulf War II, the Bush Family Boogaloo.

“I am the wokest one there is! GIMME MY FUCKING PRIZE! MASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON OR THE BAD GUYS WIN!”

Begging the question, though...why not a school? Almost all the polling places where I live are in school gyms and similar spaces with plenty of parking and indoor waiting areas.

They're proving their facilities aren't adequate. Unfortunately, people won't realize it proves their execs are incredibly overpaid and highly incompetent. 

And they’ll have excellent exit payouts when they are forced to resign in disgrace only to be replaced by a higher paid successor who will negotiate even higher guaranteed bonuses.

Awesome. God bless America private energy companies. If they aren’t cutting corners to cause massive wildfires they’re just flat out shutting down power to paying customers in fear of killing dozens of people from their shitty service. Fear not exec’s will still make bonus

Why weren’t their assets seized last year when they were set to go under after the big fire?

PG&E is late stage capitalism at its worst.

...they’d never win another election in a city, again.

“Jonesboro City Hall doesn’t have enough space or parking for Election Day, but it will still be used for early voting, Clark said.”

This is why homeowners and other residents need to attend City Council meetings at least every now and then! Or watch the agenda on cable and use that to decide when to attend. It’s the perfect thing for seniors and the retired to make their weekly social ‘thing’ like whites do. It’s way better than Springer, the…

If they only spent that much energy working to get our vote instead of working to suppress it...