...take 2 Dolphin Games and call me in the morning.

Sports talk guy: This Jets fool better have a steel spleen.

Keith Hernandez, the guy from Seinfeld. 

Schrödinger’s economy: it is both Communist and capitalist until the bureaucracy figures out what it’s supposed to be doing.

China’s ability to be both communist and very capitalist at the same time depending on what they’re doing and to whom is amazing.

+ 1 slice of bacon cooked on an overheated assault rifle.

Ted Cruz is a straight-up (Zodiac) killer on the hardwood.

Just shut up and throw the ball through the basketball ring.

Because it got better when they moved to Carson?

Can we contact your previous employer, The American People?

You keep saying the call was perfect STOP

He hasn’t done nothing.  He reshaped the federal judiciary in ways that will last decades after his own death.  He also broke apart about 700 scientific advisory committees, and he reassigned top scientists in several agencies to clerical and accounting jobs (so many of them quit).  The BLM is relocating 1,500 miles…

It worked for me.

You’re forgetting all the state level charges waiting for him in NY, which no federal office can pardon him from.

The pending legal actions from the State of New York, tax fraud, money laundering...

We shouldn’t be surprised that a man who has never faced any consequences for his crimes is confused that he may actually face some consequences for his crimes.

Once again, the calls are coming from inside the (White) house...

“Rick Perry speaking to the California Republican Party” seems like it should be some kind of zen koan about irrelevance, like the sound of an unobserved falling tree or one hand clapping.

“Until he does some real foul shit...”