“What the Hell?! Fried Chicken!"

Fuck the haters; don't hate the fuckers.

Anything And Everything Associated With Elon Musk Is Garbage, Actually

Driver can afford a Lexus, but can’t afford to have “dent protectors” professionally installed to avoid looking like a VBIED? Not suspicious at all...

A few years ago, there was a robbery in a NYC cell phone store. Cops from at least two different precincts responded. Instead of coordinating their engagement of the perp, they went in “Wild West” style. One cop ended up shooting and killing another cop, and instead of charging the killer cop for “negligence” at…

THIS! New Vegas remaster or GTFO...or at least Fallout 5!

Welcome to FAFO: Gaming Industry Edition!

So the message that pieces of shit like this fucking guy is sending is that as soon as little girls can ovulate, they’re breeding stock; no exceptions.

I fucking WANT this to be a thing now!

He made millions off trivializing the hell our country’s gun culture has inflicted on our children and their families, and now he wants to cry broke?

It’s not just music. As the entertainment industry as a whole evolves, the “old guard” who gets to say which art and/or artist merits “recognition” clearly has not. Wenner’s comfort in his own skin to say what he said reeks of privilege, and dinosaurs like him throughout the industry are long overdue for a tar pit…

THIS! Unless the husband was abusive or knew of her sexual identity beforehand but thought he could “straighten” her by marrying her, this vague context makes her more the "villain" than him. I mean, congrats on her self-discovery and finding the courage to live her true life and all, but her ex doesn't sound like he…

I wonder if Manning (or Kunis or any of Masterson’s other apologists) got raped, would they wish their rapist to be “left alone.”

MISCONDUCT INSURANCE!!!

“...just let men continue to make decisions about our bodies for us.”

Riiiiight...just like Saddam said we were slitting our own throats in despair while we were setting up shop in his backyard in ‘03.

I'll concede that point; especially since I may have been stationed at Guantanamo Bay while he was there - if I didn't get sent to Iraq instead.

Hand the parent a citation if it’s that big a fucking deal. But no, couldn’t pass on an opportunity to traumatize a young black kid and get him “early enrollment” in the Prison Industrial Complex, could you?

Of all the shitty things DeSantis has done during and after his Navy career, the worst in my opinion will be him making me root for a corporate juggernaut known for its own shady deeds just to spite him. I want Iger to literally cornhole him while wearing a Mickey Mouse costume.

I get the "convenience appeal" of a digital wallet, but there are some things (like driver's licenses) you're better off keeping compartmentalized. One stop shop for identity theft indeed.