Musk does need to get his ass to Mars.

I’m amazed (and not in a good way) that ANY medical professional would genuflect to ANY politician (that wasn’t also at least an MD) on medical matters. But the fact that Oz believes “local” legislators would be “better equipped” to dictate health care than federal ones certifies he’s not qualified to be a legislator…

Mel Gibson: "Now THIS nigger knows what he's talking about!"

“YOUR cheerleaders”

After last night’s putrid performance against the Ravens, said football player has already divorced himself from the game, so just as well.

Don’t worry; now that some “manly-man” sports franchises are including MALE cheerleaders, the fad will soon wither and die a long-overdue death. The impetus for its demise will most likely be either some “concerned parents” clutching their pearls over their little Timmy saying he wants to be like the guys on the…

You KNOW Trump’s gonna have these blown up, individually framed and hung throughout Mar-a-Lago. Will probably have all of them in his bedroom to masturbate to as well. 

Why put HUMAN cheerleaders through hell to attain unrealistic and archaic aesthetic standards if you’re gonna cheat on the final product via PhotoShop anyway? Jerry Jones has enough money to commission a bevy of androids that’ll already be “picture perfect” out the gate.

By far the weirdest "Marry, Bang or Kill" list I've encountered,  but I dig it...

Jesus Christ, sounds like Irv was gettin’ his Harvey Weinstein on.

What in the ever loving FUCK makes a “state/local” politician ANY MORE QUALIFIED than a federal one to weigh in on abortion? This quack shouldn't be running for ANY political office; nor should he have a medical license!

Not to mention he has a 9-figure job with Fox Sports waiting for him five years after retirement (the same year he’ll undoubtedly get enshrined in the Hall of Fame).

“Targeted for assassination? Geez, that must suck...”

THANK YOU for clarifying this wasn’t Amanda from “Useless Farm!” She’s awesome!

Although I’m against “lifetime” appointments for any government office, I think SCOTUS should have some semblance of “non-partisan stability” and not be subject to the direction the political winds happen to be blowing in the executive or legislative branches. 10 years maybe; 20 max.

Sheriff’s Detective Jeff May falsely claimed the two “smelled of cocaine...”

Please don’t call the shooter a “teenager.” He’s legally a grown-ass man (chronologically if not mentally). We rightfully call out the media when they try to “soften” the images of white 18-19 year-old killers with the “teenager” tag, so let’s not be hypocrites on this.

Exhibit #123456ABCDEF on why SCOTUS appointments should have term limits. NO US government office should be immune from accountability to “we the people." Thomas should have been a retired distant memory by the end of Obama's first term.

Westbrook wasn’t a fit for the Lakers to begin with. Jeannie Buss needs to put her foot down and tell LeBron he’s not the GM of the Lakers. However, as I suspect with her late dad and all franchise owners across all professional sports, she doesn’t care so much about player performance as she does about their “box…

Okay, I think it’s time for wypipo to treat MLK like the N-word and keep his name out their goddamn mouths.