Hoo boy, betcha all those QAnon conspiracy theorists will be swarming on this guy like locusts, right? Right? 

“Hope and Change” and “MAGA” are equally platitudinous and are indicative of our two-party system needing an enema. But so long as we allow politicians, both campaigning and seated, to hide who they’re financially beholden to, there’s no hope for change and America will never be anything remotely resembling “great.”

Been done with this cat a hot minute ago. I “backslid” out of sympathy when his moms died, but re-cancelled him when he got snared into that Kardashian trap.

Therein lies the rub. So many white people on the lower end of the economic spectrum are delusional in believing “the one percent” will “rapture” them to their ranks as reward for helping keep “the others” in their place. That's why they vote against even their own interests if those interests also happen to benefit…

Possibly CTE-addled Senate candidate flashing an “honorary” police badge to win debate points???

Wow, earning 7-8 figures for beating it to Cameron Diaz? Ben Stiller definitely got shortchanged in "There’s Something About Mary..."

Nothing says you're "rallying for personhood" like marching for the right to force women (AND underage girls) to carry your "sperm donation" to term. Funny how the one who incurs 100% of the health risks associated with the pregnancy is not considered a "person" in their equation...

Carey warning us of the impending annual earworm she unleashed upon us 28 years ago makes for an apropos pre-Halloween tweet...

Hell yeah, he’d be a lock for that role based on that look!

Not nearly as often as Michael Che plays it on his cell phone right before he and Jost does "Weekend Update..."

Jesus, this was like playing “Entitlement Pokemon,” but instead of trying to “catch ‘em all” you wanna toss them into a fucking volcano!

Now can we get something similar going for teenage olympians; particularly gymnasts? Larry Nassar couldn’t have been the only “authoritative sleazeball” in that field...

While I am onboard with forcing Ukraine’s European neighbors (particularly the UK, France and Germany) to do the heavy lifting with arms support instead of the US, capitulating to Putin’s nuclear saber-rattling will only embolden him to use the same formula for further land grabs (not to mention giving North Korea and…

Funny how little time it took for us to get accustomed to calling it “Windows.” But I’m less concerned about “rebranding” apps and OS’s than the trend of “micro-transactioning” productivity software. Pretty soon we’ll be made to “pay per login” for both our home and office systems...

As fucked up as this may sound, I'd call Douglas actually SURVIVING this encounter to have her day in court a win.

The struggle IS painful to watch, and that’s the point. With concerted (and, frighteningly, more successful) efforts to whitewash American history in our schools, the entertainment industry may be our last bulwark against burying the truth about this nation’s origin and development (aka making America “great” again).

Scumbag franchise owner insulated from accountability by peers’ similar scumbaggery (and lining the pockets of regulatory agencies i.e. Congress). Welcome to corporate America.

OF COURSE it’s a “scandal!” A father showing compassion to his drug-addled adult son is the ultimate sign of “beta cuckery!”

I had to restrain myself from RE-purchasing Diablo 2, a game I beat with all character classes 20 years ago, for the same price I originally bought it for. Nostalgia’s a helluva drug, but the corporate shenanigans of Act-Blizz helped me go cold turkey.

It’s not just about “terror and kidnapping.” It’s about spending just enough time without “due process” to lose pay from your job (perhaps losing even the job itself), resulting in being delinquent in bill/rent payments, resulting in homelessness and destitution, resulting in resorting to “crime” to survive.