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Member when Obama just sat in that kindergarten classroom while the twin towers were under attack? Pepperedge Farm remembers.

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Your quarterback: He’s somewhere in there...

And he DGAF what your gender studies professor says. 

The best part of the Seahawks’ recent success is how Boeing has spent millions of dollars adopting the team as its own. Now all these blind Seahawks fans talk about their love for a company that has done everything in its power to screw over the region and move jobs to right-to-work states. They’re rooting for their

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Because as we all know, evil goes away if you ask it nicely...

But I can somewhat excuse him

We used to tell “urban legends” in my middle school (oh the 80s) about killer hitchhikers and killer truck drivers (who would kill hitchhikers). In - I think 2004 - it was announced by one of the B-movie companies that there was going to be a Killer Hitchhiker vs Killer Truck Driver movie. I’ve been waiting for

SVU: Supremacist Violence Unjudged

“But the main thing is the city didn’t ask us to become a shelter then.”

The Lord helps those who grift and exploit the helplessness of desperate people.

Basically, if I had to pick a megachurch pastor to be the end all be all “Opiate of the masses” while getting rich off of said masses, given the options, he wouldn’t be the worst one to choose.

Adult Swim has been doing bumpers unconnected to the shows they air for many, many years. Why are so many places all of the sudden going, “Rick and Morty’s creators totally destroyed GoT!”

“I caused this storm, so why would you come to me for help?”

Trickle down jesus

Supply Side Jesus FTW!

When it was evening, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a deserted place, and the hour is now late; send the crowds away so that they may go into the villages and buy food for themselves.” 16Jesus said to them, “That’s right. If these people want to eat, they need to get jobs and pay for food themselves!”