+1 (although probably unfair to drag Christopher Martin into this)

That was as cathartic as punching a Nazi...

Shit, I’m surprised Obama hasn’t been accused of being from Wakanda.

“If President Trump makes this decision we will work to find a legislative solution to their dilemma,” Graham said.

If a man’s career can recover from being a THREE-TIME (at least) CHILD RAPIST to become the mayor of a town, it’s no wonder a self-admitted “pussy grabber” can become President...

Good on Lee for his stance (especially for essentially denouncing his ancestry for the “greater good”), but I think he should have “stood his ground” until the church voted him out. That would have truly exposed their concept of “being good Christians...”

There’s some plausibility in this. We’ve been focusing on all the white women who voted for Trump and the black voters who abstained from voting at all, but I believe there may have been enough sexist Democrats who wanted to undermine the prospect of a woman in charge to have helped derail Hillary’s campaign as well.

I miss FFXII. Have they adapted it to play on a more advanced console than the PS2?

After Brock Osweiler throws 20 picks and is turned into a puddle by Week 4, I expect Denver to trade away their next three years of first-round draft picks to get Jay Cutler back from Miami.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands: one nation, under God, indivisible; with liberty and justice for all.”

Hope for humanity still exists!

You know what? Fuck it, I’m “taking a knee” too - by not attending or watching a single fucking NFL or college football game this season.

Needing a “free hand” for beer is a lame excuse. I’ve “one-handed” half-pound burgers (with “the works”) AND was able to manage a can, red SOLO cup or 40 simultaneously. Here’s my “BBQ main dish” hierarchy (if I were allowed only ONE type of meat, which would make said BBQ suck):

Now THAT’S how you “fail upward” in America: suck badly at your job, but so long as you don’t ruffle any feathers with regard to societal issues that your employer may be on the “status quo” side of, even those who fired you will re-hire you despite 0% skills improvement since your previous tenure.

Why oh why am I not fucking surprised by this?!

The “recommended stories” header should read like this instead:

You should have all the stars for the day. This was far better than any sales pitch sermon that these snake oil salesmen “Men of God” will shill preach tomorrow.

Trump can pardon the convict, but only the judge(s) can “erase” the conviction. Arpaio and anyone else that gets Trump’s “hookup” will still wear a “scarlet letter” that SHOULD make them ineligible for future positions of government leadership/influence, and anyone who hires/appoints them to those future positions…

You’re welcome. Have a wonderful weekend.

Nobody’s perfect. We learn every day. At least, those of us who wish to learn instead of digging in their heels and “doubling down” to save face.