I did find the ins and outs of the premise a bit hard to grasp at first, but when I finally got the reason why Toxic Rick is the one who cares about Morty and why Healthy Morty was such an ultimate douchebag, I laughed out loud. Rick hates his attachment to Morty as much as he hates his own insane ego, and Morty…

is that Air Wolf?

His entire motivation is to undo everything that black man who dared pick on him did.

In a related story, Trump announced he will be recommissioning the 4 Iowa class battleships and transferring them to the police departments of the US cities with the largest Hispanic/African American population for “crowd control” purposes.

Kinda looking forward to not hearing about this anymore - however, I would like to see articles where McGregor maybe tries to act like he didn’t get his ass kicked.

☐ Mayweather

What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

How much should voting cost?

I know, but I just bought a “It’s been X minutes since someone got a troll out of the greys” board and I really want to use it.

Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
My name is Ken,
You’re already dead.

OH THANK GOD WE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET A DAMN GOOD NORTH STAR GAME.

The picture didn’t give it away but the juice cleanse did I guess.

Still the best one

Is it just me or does he have two arrows pointing at one of his nipples?

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.