Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

Except that Brady is straight, not a scientologist and people actually enjoy watching him perform.

You got in a fucking car accident and these fuckers still SHOUTED at you? Jesus fucking christ

If they were so pro-”life” you’d think that maybe they'd oh I dunno, go out to see if you were still alive/okay? These people make me sick.

The one in my city has nutters who wave around rosaries that, I shit you not, have plastic babies as the rosary beads. They’re out there when it’s closed, and waved their beads in my open car windows and shouted at me after I got in a car accident outside of the clinic. I loathe these people.

There's a clinic about 2 minutes from my house and I shake my head t there's nutjobs out there at 6AM when the clinic is closed They pace on the sidewalk, hang baby clothes the trees, say rosaries while staring at an empty building. This morning the Knights of Columbus were out there with a banner, there's another…

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”

On a $150 item, yes. That’s how sales work. Expensive things become less expensive, not free.

On a $150 item, yes. That’s how sales work. Expensive things become less expensive, not free.

Shocking: No free throws for LeBron after Ms. Day’s obvious blocking foul.*

I don’t think the internet can handle a guy who is doing something he likes, financially smart, has work ethic, a tad bit fratty, and has fun without hurting anybody.

hot take!

Laugh at Gronk all you want. Dude is laughing all the way to the bank (where, incidentally, he deposits every penny of every game check and lives off of his endorsement money).

Huh? Let me guess, Brady beat your team?

So how much did it cost Dana for Aldo to take that fall?

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Affirmed.

Why does Sarah Jessica Parker care about the SI Sportsperson of the Year?

Actually no, fuck you.

yeah you definitely don’t want a closer known for choking.

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.