Sure, ‘cept for the whole unwatchable thing.

The football Trump.

That belongs in the Hall

Fucking vasgersian just bleeechhhhh

This all fucking day long!

Dreading the whole fucking thing.

Dodgers #1 in MLB attendance in 2015, average of 47,000.

Columbian School of Broadcasting, line one.

Don’t beat yourself up, comedy writing is tough. But carry on undaunted, child! You’ll learn when the ballhair begins to grow, and/or the big right hand takes out teeth. Now, that’ll beat you up.

A joke, without all that pesky humor. And, dismissed.

I’m thinking he’s never confused himself with Tom Brady.

People watch Brady while they’re fucking eachother? Got it.

Except that Brady is straight, not a scientologist and people actually enjoy watching him perform.

Her music sounds like chicken rape, but as least she’s unattractive.

(any athlete’s name here) is a hilarious moron.

She’s gorge.

Shouldn’t we all just avoid anything with the name Fox affixed to it? It’s been working for me.

Brady’s never been accused of genius, but he was clearly the brightest chap in the room today. Also, fuck trump.

Yours? Yep.

Huh? Let me guess, Brady beat your team?