Sure, ‘cept for the whole unwatchable thing.

Fucking vasgersian just bleeechhhhh

No can do.

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

Goodbye to the dream of America’s second in-the-closet president

Lindsey Graham can now spend more time being a cartoon country bear.

Dodgers #1 in MLB attendance in 2015, average of 47,000.

The Dodgers “declared bankruptcy” because their owner at the time was a over leveraged idiot going through a divorce and had no cash flow as a result. The bankruptcy allowed them to be sold to a group with actual assets enough to run the team.

Yup, because that’s all there is in the LA area.

Don’t worry. The Chargers are going to get the full Hollywood treatment:

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

Don’t beat yourself up, comedy writing is tough. But carry on undaunted, child! You’ll learn when the ballhair begins to grow, and/or the big right hand takes out teeth. Now, that’ll beat you up.

A joke, without all that pesky humor. And, dismissed.

I’m thinking he’s never confused himself with Tom Brady.

I haven't seen a bigger asshole since Sasha Grey.

Long sleeves hide the track marks. Don’t want no one to know he’s a junkie

I was a Beckham fan before this game, even with his chippiness and little cheap shots in the past. Now I hope they throw him out of the league. I haven’t seen a bigger asshole since Mark Gastineau.

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

The Cardinals throw a temper tantrum The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.