Let us all pray that it eats him.

Since his tiger is from a former Soviet state, and is a wild animal almost predestined to cause major injury to him in the future (not unlike Travis the chimpanzee), perhaps he should be named Gennady?

Kobe Bryant career .450 field goal percentage

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo

Grew up in small towns. Lived in the burbs. Lived in the big city. Lived in the medium city.

Agreed. As a strong supporter of living anywhere but big cities, I’d never even dare to suggest something as heinous as people going to Outback fucking Steakhouse. Who the fuck wants pieces of stew meat glued together to look like a stake and cooked on a flattop for dinner? You’re out in farm-land now, get yourself a…

“You know what’s pretty fucking good? Outback Steakhouse.”

Tried to buy the rearview mirror/dashcam, paid for 1-day shipping and was told it would arrive in 5 days. Order cancelled. Amazon’s reply? “1-day or 2-day shipping doesn’t mean 1-day or 2-day shipping.”

Tried to buy the rearview mirror/dashcam, paid for 1-day shipping and was told it would arrive in 5 days. Order…

“This guy just always seems to hate life.”

You call that grumpy?

On the contrary, Belichick has a great life. I think he takes particular pleasure in giving the media absolutely nothing of significance in his statements, especially in response to really stupid questions. And his public persona of being cranky and robotic is not who he is away from the game of football - he enjoys…

Sox won the World Series after that player dump. May he be all yours, at age 34.

I’m guessing they’ll sign Bartolo Colon to a 6 year deal for 175 million or so

Amen.

And then see the Dodgers lose in the NLDS to a team with a third of their payroll.

Well, after adding shit last year for a huge sum, it appears that under Dombrowski they’re now adding good parts (Trade for Kimbrel, Price) for what looks to be a huge sum. Yankees should not be tempted to do anything stupid and wait for their huge contracts to go away in the next few years (Sabathia, A Rod, Tex,…

I cannot wait for him to be in a Dodger uniform in three years after Boston blows up again

You know, what you wrote here is pretty much exactly what Brady said:

Well, the Pats did make a really big play when needed; they sacked Osweiler and forced 3rd and goal at the 19. The refs turned that into 1st and goal at the 3 thanks to a bullshit defensive holding call.