Kobe Bryant career .450 field goal percentage

Dude it’s gotta be fuckall small town hell.

Tried to buy the rearview mirror/dashcam, paid for 1-day shipping and was told it would arrive in 5 days. Order cancelled. Amazon’s reply? “1-day or 2-day shipping doesn’t mean 1-day or 2-day shipping.”

Tried to buy the rearview mirror/dashcam, paid for 1-day shipping and was told it would arrive in 5 days. Order…

Somebody’s bagina sore this morning?

You call that grumpy?

Sox won the World Series after that player dump. May he be all yours, at age 34.

you typo’d $1 mil bills

amateurish whoosh

Hmmm. Thinking fuck Texas.

He’ll need therapy.

Untrue. I’ve heard just a few of my Pats fan buddies complain about the officiating.

Hey paid Amazon for 1-day shipping, then tracking showed 4-day shipping.

Hey paid Amazon for 1-day shipping, then tracking showed 4-day shipping.

Let’s see how this skinny dick likes mopping floors.

I love this. Thanks.

Sure. No. Zero fucks given.

Giving zero fucks, read this fine piece, spot on and well done, back to giving zero fucks.

The (enter team name here) lost respect when Brady beat them for the thirty-(enter number here) time.

2012 reprint?

Hey six to go, for the tie!

The Minnesota flags aren’t yours, kids. 17 championship flags flying in Boston. I know. Go Galaxy!