Right, don’t call them, they’re likely to shoot you. I count on the police for nothing.

The dear readers of The Los Angeles Times weigh in:

Try boxing gloves. That’s how we do pushups at the boxing gym. Lotsa cushioning between knuckles and mat.

Except Danny Amendola is a fucking sprinter, so 6 points.

Yes, Goodell just loves the Patriots, and likely has instructed his officials to help Brady out with some favorable calls.

This is true.

Steelers’ prevent offense is humming right along, amirite people?

That’s amazing!

Checking. Uh, there is it. 11/18/15.

My boss says “MEM” too

Is she hot enough for us to care?

Aknob played on a WS-winning team one time.

The mom of a severely ill child doesn’t have time for the BS.

As it happens, the “cuntessa” is the sick one.

Oh, she’s the filthy woman who told a (obviously dying) make-a-wish child to go fuck himself. Think of that every time I skip past her on cable.

Dude I’m just talking shit.

Please don’t use the word “boxer” and the name “Rousey” in the same sentence.

Rousey’s fantastic, and her trainer must go. Ronda walked straight into a battle-tested, world champion boxer and got her face rearranged.

You gotta wonder if Rousey’s world has just blown up. This dramatic loss, plus her trainer’s in federal court today. http://www.johnwrose.com/blog/2015/11/r…