The Pats’ offensive line was populated by journeymen and kids, yesterday. That made it exciting. I guess.

This would be me resting his case right here.

Um. Wisconsin. You wanted enlightenment?

Fucking Patriots.

He married that fucking clydesdale and NOW he has brain damage?

I’ve got no problem witnesssing a boxer KO a wrestler.

You’ve got it all wrong, Obummer is what happened. Or something.

the lakers lost? i’ll be damned.

Oh fuck that’s just a̶w̶f̶u̶l̶ excellent

“This is the way it had to end.”

Perspective. Bradley lost to Algieri.

Um, it’s easy to repeat Bob Arum and say everyone thinks they’re going to fight. Crawford has fought once at 140. And nobody outside Nebraska would buy the PPV. I sure as hell wouldn’t, and I actually know who Terrence Crawford is. Too many reasons to find a better opponent for Manny’s last stand.

Crawford is a junior welterweight and Manny is welterweight, so who really thinks these two will fight? Manny sure as hell isn’t going down in weight to box this guy. Crawford was a lightweight not long ago. Don’t see it happening.

For fucksakes, Simers was an amusing little sports writer in a crappy sports city. The guy passed on his turn to blow Kobe Bryant, so I give him high marks.

I promise to do my part, and drop a deuce on a plane the next time I fly over the shitscape that is fuck kansas.

NY team shut down by gaggle of boulder-nutted young studs from Flyover, USA, please more of this forever.

Nice, dude. Hockey guys are real.

Poor bastard, that’s the biggest bone in one’s body, unless your name is Kardashian. See, ‘cause they’re manholes.

You watch the NBA so we don’t have to.

Throw the reiching ball, Harvey!