Grace Kelly in yoga pants? Hmm....

Hopefully your tombstone won’t read “he got regularly outraged on behalf of sexual harassers”

I watched Live Aid (on TV, granted, but watched the whole damn thing with my eyes peeled) and yes, people were talking about Phil Collins’ travelling to both shows, but damn, once Queen did their bit, everyone was talking about THAT too. You couldn’t not know what you were seeing.

Yeah! Why hasn’t Cory Monteith said a thing? 

Has Robert Parish given his take?

Should’ve tried to get on Tucker Carlson instead. Because you know he’ll spin that video as irrefutable evidence of them ungrateful black monkeyshines trying to provoke a race war.

And another May tweet from Adams read: “Don’t shut down the universities. Shut down the non essential majors. Like Women’s Studies.”

It’s downright intergalactic.

Yes. Chris O’Dowd should know that the “I was just obeying Kristen Wiig’s orders” defense was roundly rejected at Nuremberg. For shame.

the naked political contradictions she represents: how could you scold black men about their “unsolicited opinions” and misogyny yet go about supporting, promoting, and hailing a white man with a reputation for being creepy towards women, and pretty much not taking black women seriously (Anita Hill?)

I still maintain that 1989 Batman is perhaps the platonic ideal of putting a comic book on screen.

If I didn’t know better, it would seem that the police have a habit of lying.

Oh, wait, you said Donny

“The New Yorker is stealing my ideas.”

She’s always been aggressively vanilla. She was just great at co-opting other subcultures’ styles and that’s about it. She got wayyyy too much cred for being cool and edgy and punk because of the way she looked, and people assumed she was basically a riot grrl, but anytime she opened her mouth to do anything besides…

The kids don’t know the Simpsons? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Ken Keeler? The bong-rattling bass of Sam Simon? The competent production supervision of Al Jean? Oh, man!

You haven’t seen shit until you’ve seen Joe “The Animal” Rogan:

Sharon Tate’s sister Debra Tate has been outspoken about keeping the Manson Family members in jail for the rest of their lives and has attended every parole hearing since the murders took place.