It means he gets results, you stupid chief!

I’m excited as well, I mean her spear heading Flint Michigan’s lead laden water crisis, oh wait...never mind!

You mean enabler of anti-vax peddling Jenny McCarthy?

I’m sure it’s a lousy movie and yes, it never should have been made but jesus, let it go already.

Yes... “pretending.”

That’s who was actually being told “I heard you paint houses” and the answer was emphatically “Yes.”

I’ve heard the meat is a bit leathery.

“They never saw him as a victim, and that’s troubling af.”

Yes. The PD has all kinds of time to frame a b list actor 🤔

Much like Alan Moore, AOC tends to butt heads with the people in charge of DC.

Honestly, Bane is one of my favorite villains ever. I think Nolan did both Catwoman and Bane some real fucking justice. The first time I saw the movie, I felt like Bane had wandered in from some monster movie somewhere and didn’t realize he was in a superhero movie.

Shut the fuck up.

“When during the campaign, I would say ‘Mexico is going to pay for it,’ obviously, I never said this, and I never meant they’re gonna write out a check, I said they’re going to pay for it. They are,”

I think we need Gilbert to start passing judgement on all of humankind’s choices.

Buddy, “due process” doesn’t apply in the Court of Public Opinion, and if it ever did, it certainly hasn’t since... I don’t know, name your social media. Myspace?

fuck you

im pretty sure that when millenials are owners they will want people to do things they same way they were raised to do it and complain about how the next generation is shiftless, unmotivated, spoiled and selfish

Samantha Bee: Ivanka is a feckless cunt!

Of course she’s a model prisoner. Doing everything someone tells her to do is...kinda her wheelhouse.