Lady has not aged a goddamned day.

Yeah, but for liability purposes, it was the sidewalk that really killed the beast.

WOMAN #1: That was such a good movie!

I know someone whose friend yelled at him for spoiling The Crown!

There was the time my brother-in-law spoiled Thelma and Louise for a whole room full of people. We had rented the movie when it had just come out on home video. So it must have been either late 1991, or early 1992. Of the 6 or so people watching, I was the only one who had seen it in theaters. So ironically I was not…

I wish I could star this a million times. 

Kicking & Screaming (Baumbach version, not Will Farrell vehicle)

Do people still use those old-timey cameras with a flash bulb and a hood? Do you think he was taking a daguerreotype?

Life must be treating this guy pretty good if he feels THIS is justifiable vengeance.

“Well you know, he’s racially insensitive is what I think,” Diamond said.

Which just makes my inability to tell them apart all the more vexing! ;) 

I just realized Oswalt’s current wife isn’t Samantha Mathis. 

“I just didn’t believe in it, first of all,” she says. “I’m not a beach blanket-movie kind of girl.”

No. But strangely enough, this Bill Maher movie was a sequel to From Justin to Kelly.

Sharon Tate’s sister Debra Tate has been outspoken about keeping the Manson Family members in jail for the rest of their lives and has attended every parole hearing since the murders took place.

If “crazy protractor head” doesn’t make his triumphant return, this will all have been for naught.

So you did not like-a the juice?

I see your McLaughlin Group, and raise you a Sinatra Group.

Now if someone would be kind enough to explain to her just who Charlyne Yi is, everything would be great.